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A '''johnny''' (or '''johnnie''') is a collarless gown that is fastened in the back and is worn by patients. '''Johnnies''' are not limited to patients named John. The '''johnny''' is optimized so that if a patient goes for a walk anyone can see his or her [[Baby Got Back (Song)|rear end in all its glory]]. Though quite simple to put on, physicians seem to be the only subgroup of medical providers who can never figure out how to put a '''johnny''' back on a patient. Lastly, a '''johnny''' is also known for its warmth. If asked to choose between a '''johnny''' or a warm blanket with [http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/vancomycin/ soup ] in wintertime, patients would easily choose the warm blanket with soup.