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[[File:Johnny Gown.jpg|300px|thumb|left|''"Just call me Captain Fashion..."'']] A '''johnny''' (or '''johnnie''') is a collarless gown that is fastened in the back and is worn by patients. '''Johnnies''' are not limited to patients named John. The '''johnny''' is optimized so that if a patient goes for a walk anyone can see his or her rear end in all its glory. Though quite simple to put on, physicians seem to be the only subgroup of medical providers who can never figure out how to put a '''johnny''' back on a patient. Lastly, a '''johnny''' is also known for its warmth. If asked to choose between a '''johnny''' or a warm blanket with soup in wintertime, patients would easily choose the warm blanket with soup.