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Super Bowl LI

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''The First Half''
The Patriots got the ball first. Unfortunately, after an early 3 and out, the Patriots punted the ball to Medicine. The Patriots would struggle getting their offense going, while the Falcons started out fast. The Falcons dominated the Patriots, taking a 21-3 lead into halftime. Gomerblog noted on their Twitter feed that the Patriots were "carrying the football like I carry my [[Pager|pager]]: looking for any opportunity to give it away," while Bill Belichick "looks intense, taking notes, as if he's studying the [[Krebs Cycle|Krebs cycle]]." As the score was teetering on the edge of what is considered a blowout, many [[American|Americans]] at Super Bowl parties watching the game took the opportunity to take to discuss more interesting topics like concussions or how both IBM Watson and the Fox NFL Robot were more useful than the [[Da Vinci]] surgical robot.
''The Second Half''
[[File:Gomerblog Twitter Palliative Care.png|500px|thumb|right]] The Patriots remained lackadaisical for most of the 3rd quarter, . Many were not surprised when Palliative Care was consulted with the Patriots down 21-0. The Falcons continued building their lead up to 25 points with a score of 28-3. At this point, leading experts such as Gomerblog recommended thought they were smelling the Patriots become [[DNR]] with plans for inpatient hospice given changing of the rate of declineguard, when it actually was just ''C. diff''. Fortunately for Patriots Nation, Bill Belichick & [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/team-physician/ Tom Brady] remained Full Code and over the final 20 minutes of the game executed the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.

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