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In the weeks before '''Super Bowl LI''', many experts predicted a shootout between the two teams given that the Falcons had the No. 1 ranked offense and the Patriots had the No. 4 ranked offense. Because of the numerous weapons at the disposal of both quarterbacks (or field generals, as George Carlin would more accurately suggest), such as short bullets, shotguns, and long bombs, emergency crews and trauma teams in the metro Houston area were on high alert and prepared for a potential bloodbath.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/super-bowl-li/ Houston Trauma Teams Prepare for Deadly Super Bowl Shootout]</ref> Falcons 37, Patriots 34 was Gomerblog's prediction for the final concussion count. Despite these concerns, health care professionals were excited about how the 51 in Super Bowl LI reminded them of what age they would finally pay off their student loans.  One hour before kickoff, the medical staff for both teams consulted Medicine to [[Clear|clear]] all players and coaches before the Super Bowl. Americans were thrilled when President George Bush and Barbara Bush were honorary guests, though the moment was ruined with Super Bowl referee Carl Cheffers accidentally aspirated the coin used during the coin toss.