Trojan War

Jacques-Louis David's "The Loves of Paris and Helen" or "Hey Helen, How About I Abduct You and Start a War Over Condoms?"

In Greek mythology, the Trojan War is a battle between the Greeks and Trojans over the abduction of Helen and the dangers of unprotected sex.

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