Match List

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A Match list refers to a fourth-year medical student's ranking of residency programs in preparation for the National Residency Matching Program's Match Day, starting with their "number one" choice and ending with "F**k, I hope I don't end up here."[1]


Example of a Typical Fourth-Year Medical Student's Match List for Internal Medicine


  1. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, probably malignant
  2. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, probably malignant
  3. Elite residency program, city expensive as f**k, definitely malignant[2]
  4. Respectable residency program, awesome city, great food scene
  5. Respectable residency program, very cool city, the residents met there drink a sh*t ton
  6. Respectable residency program, boring city, at least it's cheap
  7. Elite residency program, middle of f**king nowhere
  8. Elite residency program, middle of f**king nowhere
  9. Why the hell am I even listing this place? If I match here, I'm going to cry


Related Reading


- Match Day

- July Intern

- Karen Weaselsnout-Jones

- Medical Debt

- Temper Tantrum


References


  1. It’s a Match! Tinder to replace NRMP match in residency programs
  2. Residency Program Biopsied, Found to Be Malignant


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