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'''Pride''' is a feeling of satisfaction derived from one's own achievements that, when swallowed, can cause mild abdominal pain at best and small bowel obstruction at worst. | '''Pride''' is a feeling of satisfaction derived from one's own achievements that, when swallowed, can cause mild abdominal pain at best and small bowel obstruction at worst. | ||
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'''A Few Scenarios That May Force Someone to Swallow One's Pride''' | '''A Few Scenarios That May Force Someone to Swallow One's Pride''' | ||
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| − | #Anesthesiologist asked by orthopedic surgeon to scratch his balls<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ Anesthesiologist Swallows Pride, Develops Small Bowel Obstruction]</ref> | + | #Anesthesiologist asked by [[American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons|orthopedic surgeon]] to scratch his balls<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ Anesthesiologist Swallows Pride, Develops Small Bowel Obstruction]</ref> |
| − | #Nurse asked to do anything by an incompetent intern | + | #Nurse asked to do anything by an incompetent [[July Intern|intern]] |
| − | #Medicine asked by any surgical subspecialty to take the patient as primary | + | #Medicine asked by any surgical subspecialty to take the patient as [[Primary|primary]] |
#Health care professional agrees to whatever a hospital administrator suggests | #Health care professional agrees to whatever a hospital administrator suggests | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:12, 19 March 2017
Pride is a feeling of satisfaction derived from one's own achievements that, when swallowed, can cause mild abdominal pain at best and small bowel obstruction at worst.
A Few Scenarios That May Force Someone to Swallow One's Pride
- Anesthesiologist asked by orthopedic surgeon to scratch his balls[1]
- Nurse asked to do anything by an incompetent intern
- Medicine asked by any surgical subspecialty to take the patient as primary
- Health care professional agrees to whatever a hospital administrator suggests
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