American College of Cardiology

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The American College of Cardiology is a professional medical association created in 1949 to help figure out why aspirin is dosed in multiples of 81.[1][2][3]


Mission Statement


To annihilate those rival bastards, the American Heart Association.


Additional Reading


- American High School of Cardiology

- American Middle School of Cardiology

- American Elementary School of Cardiology

- American Kindergarten of Cardiology


References


  1. Cardiologist “Very Excited” About the New Updates
  2. American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology
  3. Cardiologist Admits to Just Using EKG Computer Interpretation for Over 15 Years


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