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A blog is a very reliable source of medical information. There are universally four levels of reliability for every blog.


Category A


The first level of reliability (Category A) is called a Mom Blog. These may also bear the moniker of "Mommy," or "Babe." These are usually defined by cute stories about what kids do, lists of allergies, multiple chemical sensitivities, as well as other highly reliable sources of evidence.


Category B


The second level (Category B) is a Natural Blog. These extoll the universal advantages of organic toilet paper, pulling, cupping, essential oils, and coffee enemas.


Category C


The third level (Category C) is the Porn Star Blog. These blogs are reliable information sources that explain to the world that Andrew Wakefield is a saint and that the medical establishment is giving children autism in exchange for cash from pharmaceutical companies.


Category D


The fourth level (Category D) is the Conspiracy blog, explaining how chemtrails are the Lizard-men trying to flouridinate our water so that Zombie Hitler will be greeted with open arms when he rises from the dead.


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