Blood Consent Form
A blood consent form is that thing you forgot to fill out when you ordered for 2 units of blood, and now the nurse is paging you because you stupidly forgot to do it. Now you have to find a colleague to fill out the consent because you're at home spilling ketchup on your pajamas, and that colleague will probably hate you for life. For life! Poor form, man. Poor form.
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