Cell

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A cell is the basic building block of all living things. Without it, a health care professional cannot call consults or text interns. A cell is also known as a smartphone. A single cell can replicate, which explains why everyone has a smartphone these days.[1][2][3][4][5]


Types

There are several types of cells:

  1. Prokaryotes - Think bacteria.
  2. Eukaryotes - Think plants, animals.
  3. Androids - Think Samsung, Google.
  4. Apple iPhones - Think Apple iPhones.[6]


Related Reading

- Amino Acids

- Cytoskeleton

- Facebook

- Golgi Apparatus

- Photosynthesis

- Twatter

- WiFi


References

  1. ↑ New Smartphone EMR Technology Allows Up To 120 Office Visits Per Hour (Gomerblog)
  2. ↑ American Association of Doctors Considers Offering MD Degree to Anyone With a Smartphone (Gomerblog)
  3. ↑ New Smartphone App + “Selfie Stick” Allows Patients to Take Own X-Rays at Home (Gomerblog)
  4. ↑ National Security of Anesthesiologists (NSA) Releases New Cell Phone Disabling Device (Gomerblog)
  5. ↑ Attending’s Feedback to Student: “Strengthen Your WiFi Signal” (Gomerblog)
  6. ↑ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air (Gomerblog)


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