Erection Softness Score

The Erection Softness Score (or ESS) is a scale to help men rate the softness of their erections. The Erection Softness Score was created for men who didn't rate well on the Erection Hardness Score or Revised Erection Hardness Score.

Questions on Erection Softness Score

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Question 1: How would you rate the softness of your erection?

• 0 - Talc
• 1 - Powdered snow
• 2 - Marshmallow
• 3 - Pillow
• 4 - Softer than that admission last night
• 5 - Baby's bottom
• 6 - Cumulonimbus cloud

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