GoLYTELY

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GoLYTELY is 4 liters of unbridled joy used to flush stool and sins out of one's body prior to colonoscopy. Available flavors include terrible, godawful, and pineapple. Still way more tolerable than GoHEAVILY.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]


References


  1. Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!
  2. Patients Cancel Colonoscopy Due to Diarrhea
  3. Poor Colonoscopy Bowel Prep Blamed on Doctor
  4. Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS
  5. Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus
  6. PlayStation 3 to Unveil “Colonoscopy” Video Game
  7. It’s Time for a Seasonal Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep



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