Jock Itch
From Gomerpedia
Jock itch is when a rude, arrogant, stupid meathead, who usually plays high school football and beats up "nerds," is itchy.[1]
Diagnosis
Jock scratching his balls.
Treatment
Castration, then take away his football.
Related Conditions
- Amazeballs
- Blue Balls
- Foley Catheter
- Full Contact Dermatitis
- Ping Pong Balls
- Swamp Crotch
- Tennis Crotch
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