Milk-Alkaline Battery Syndrome

From Gomerpedia
Jump to: navigation, search
BaterieR14.jpg

Milk-alkaline battery syndrome is defined by the high intake of milk products and alkaline batteries, leading to elevated calcium, zinc, and manganese levels.


Causes

Insanity: why are you taking batteries PO?


Treatment

  1. Stop drinking milk[1][2][3]
  2. Stop talking calcium supplements
  3. Stop eating batteries


Additional Topics

- Alkaline Water

- Bicarbonate

- Chloride

- Milkaman

- Milky Way

- PTHrp


References

  1. ↑ New Study Shows Father’s Breast Milk Improves Babies’ Intelligence over Mother’s Breast Milk (Gomerblog)
  2. ↑ Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines (Gomerblog)
  3. ↑ Milk Fat Prolongs Survival of Government Dietary Recommendations (Gomerblog)


Fun Stuff
Try a random entry.
Push me button.jpg
OR 
Share
this post with your friends


Random Gomerpedia Entries


Need More Gomer?



Retrieved from "http://gomerpedia.org/index.php?title=Milk-Alkaline_Battery_Syndrome&oldid=14495"