Nutcracker
From Gomerpedia
Once used in German folklore to confer good luck to one's family and protection for one's home, nutcrackers are now commonly used by urologists during the season of giving.[1] The most commonly-used operative nutcrackers are 8-feet tall and can crush nuts with over 5,000 pounds of force, much to the excitement of composer Pyotr Illyich Tchaikovsky.
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