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Geared towards residents, '''noon conference''' is a lunchtime conference that has three basic requirements: (1) unhealthy foodthat causes hypertension and diabetes, (2) a speaker who reads off of his or her [[PowerPoint]], and (3) residents who fall asleep.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/05/powerpoints/ Boring PowerPoints New Leading Cause of Death Among Health Care Practitioners]</ref>

The hallmark of a good '''noon conference''' is unhealthy food or the presence of [http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/diabetic-complications/ cookies]. The presence of a cardiologist as speaker almost often guarantees conference will feature pizza or , something else that causes [http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/bacon-eluting-stents/ thrombosis of the coronary arteries]. The presence of healthy food, like [[Word Salad|salad]] or fruits and vegetables, defeats the purpose of '''noon conference'''."