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The '''Trendelenburger''' is a delicious new [[Grass-Fed Beef|grass-fed beef]] patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, [[Mayo Clinic|mayo]], and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/beef-rib/ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas]</ref> Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/american-diet/ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/new-bmi-classification/ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/0601/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/beef2015-acls-ribbacon/ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm]</ref>