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[[File:Anatomy of a Pager.jpg|400px500px|thumb|leftright|''Figure 19'']]
A '''pager''' is that annoying f**king piece of crap that health care providers carry in order to be contacted in the most annoying, anachronistic way possible.
#Did you know there is a Gomerblog tutorial on how to return a page?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/video-tutorial-return-page/ Video Tutorial: How to Return a Page]</ref>
#Did you know there is algorithm for what to do if you drop your pager in the toilet?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/dropped-pager-toilet/ So You Dropped Your Pager into the Toilet, What to Do Next]</ref>
'''Good Night, Pager'''
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[[File:Good Night, Pager.png|700px|thumb|left]]
