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[[File:Call Light Button.jpg|300px450px|thumb|right|''Figure 38: The evil device close-up'']]
The '''call light''' is the invention of Johnathon Knochasilver and, as a result, he has been destined to the Ninth Ring of Hell. The '''call light''' was unfortunately designed to be pressed no fewer than 40 times per hour so that patients can inform the nurse that they're both in 20 out of 10 pain and [[The Hunger Games|hungry]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/call-light/ Inventor of Call Light Enjoying the 9th Ring of Hell]</ref> That being said, Andrew Whitestack became a household name when his story of pressing a '''call light''' 46 times in one hour undoubtedly saved his life.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/call-light-nursing/ Amazing Survival Story: Patient Lives by Pressing Call Light 46 Times in a One Hour Span]</ref>