Changes

F**k you, '''[[Piñata|Dilaudid]]'''!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/er-goop/ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/nurse-dilaudid/ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/pyxis-machine/ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/leave-ama/ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/dilaudid-nazi/ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/emesis/ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/pyxis-dilaudid/ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/natural-dilaudid/ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/sliding-scale/ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/annual-easter-dilaudid-hunt/ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/narcan/ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/dea-license/ Modified DEA License Allows Healthcare Practitioners to Not Prescribe Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/dilaudid-shortage/ Public Flees California in Droves Due to Dilaudid Shortage]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/morphine-dilaudid/ Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/study-shows-direct-relationship-between-teddy-bear-size-and-dilaudid-dose/ Study Shows Direct Relationship Between Teddy Bear Size and Dilaudid Dose]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/medical-app-2/ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/dilaudid-manufactured-from-unicorn-tears/ Investigation Reveals Dilaudid Manufactured From Unicorn Tears]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/hospital-enacts-new-byod-policy-bring-your-own-dilaudid/ Hospital Enacts New BYOD Policy: Bring Your Own Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/14805/ Allergy-Sniffing Dog Weeds Out Dilaudid-Seeking Liars]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/three-wise-monkeys/ Three Wise Monkeys Support CDC Opioid Guidelines: “See No Dilaudid, Hear No Dilaudid, Speak No Dilaudid”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/spock/ Spock: “Patient’s Demands for Dilaudid Highly Illogical”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/makers-of-dilaudid/ Makers of Dilaudid to Officially Change Name to “That One That Starts with a D”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/dilaudid-salt-lick/ ER’s New Dilaudid Salt Lick, Admissions Down 90%]</ref>