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A '''number two''' is code for bowel movement. For health care professionals, it is not uncommon to be so busy that you're either paged while doing a '''number two''' or you have to delegate task to someone else entirely, usually an intern or medical student.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/breaking-news-he-pooped/ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!]</ref>