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'''Earth''' is the third planet from the sun and the only planet in our solar system to have evidence of intelligent life as well as [[Orthopod|orthopods]]. It is approximately 4.5 billion years old and despite that had remained [[Full Code]] and even the [[Fullest Code Possible]] all these years.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/earth-day-news-4-5-billion-years-earth-remains-full-code/ Earth Day News: After 4.5 Billion Years, Earth Remains Full Code(Gomerblog)]</ref> That is until the United States pulled out of the Paris Accord, after which '''Earth''' immediately asked Palliative Care to consult and be made [[DNR]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/paris-accord-earth-hospice/ With Plug Pulled on Paris Accord, Planet Earth Eligible for Hospice(Gomerblog)]</ref> To add salt to the wound, President [[Donald Trump]] called '''Earth''' a loser.<ref>[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/calling-earth-a-loser-trump-vows-to-make-better-deal-with-new-planet Calling Earth a “Loser,” Trump Vows to Make Better Deal with New Planet (The Borowitz Report)]</ref> '''Earth''' orbits once around the sun every 365 days. It is very easy to lose sight of this fact when one is in residency, where time is often said to stand still.