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'''French fries''' are typically reserved for eating, and are a main staple of the [[American]] diet.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/american-diet/ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars(Gomerblog)]</ref> However, in the rare scenario that one's [[Anatomy of the Ear|ears]] must be cleaned out immediately and Qtips are unavailable, '''French fries''' may be substituted.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/q-tips/ ENT Excommunicated for Using Q-Tips(Gomerblog)]</ref> For optimal results, please use the crispiest and therefore sturdiest '''French fry''' of the bunch or risk leaving residual fry in the ear and increasing the risk for hearing loss and acute otitis patata. <ref>[http://theoatmeal.com/comics/food Some thoughts on food (The Oatmeal)]</ref>