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'''Humans''' are a member of the bipedal species ''Homo sapiens''.

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'''Humans''' have recently been identified as a major vector in the spread of disease. All you have to do is observe a men's bathroom, where no more than 5% of males think it is okay to pee or crap and not wash their hands.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/intern-cant-hold-pee/ Breaking: Intern Can’t Hold It, Pees on Self]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/breaking-news-he-pooped/ Breaking News: THE PATIENT POOPED!!!]</ref> Add such disgusting habits such as hugging and kissing to the equation, it is no wonder the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] was prompted to recommend against any and all human interaction whatsoever.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/cdc-human-interaction/ CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction]</ref>