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A '''disposable glove''' is a one-time use covering for the hand for protection against the cold (non-health care settings), yucky stuff (health care settings), or fastballs (baseball diamond). The '''disposable glove''' is made of a thin material like latex or condoms such as to provide an adequate barrier while maintaining manual dexterity for the unfortunate health care professional who might have to do something awful with gloved fingers.
'''Indications'''
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There are many reasons to wear '''disposable gloves''':
#Potential contact with bodily fluids: [[Blood|blood]], urine, [[Crying|tears]], pus, semen, vaginal discharge, ocular discharge
#Potential contact with a wound
#Just not in the mood to perform surgery or vaginal exam barehanded
#Colleague grabbed three gloves, didn't want to throw the extra glove away, so gave it to you instead and you're being a good sport about it
#Your hands feel naked
#You learned your lesson after that time you performed a rectal without gloves, forgot to wash your hands, and ate your lunch without utensils
'''Gomerpedia Tip'''
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If ever the scenario arises that in the attempt to grab two gloves you grab three, do not perform the despicable act of throwing the extra glove away like some kind of VIP or millionaire.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/disposable-glove/ Fancy Pants Intern Throws Away Spare Disposable Glove Like Some Kind of Millionaire (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/top-10-perks-of-being-a-vip/ Top 10 Perks of Being a VIP in a Hospital (Gomerblog)]</ref> Be smart, be courteous, and simply put back the extra '''disposable glove''' in the box. Who knows, maybe even an administrator will see you perform this courageous act and bestow upon you the highest honor in the entire land: kudos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/clapping/ Breaking: Administrators Still Clapping Over Stupid Sh*t (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Related Topics'''
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- [[Black Fleece]]
- [[Bouffant]]
- [[Goiter Belt]]
- [[Gown]]
- [[Jason Mask]]
- [[Necktie]]
- [[White Coat]]
- [[Yellow Safety Belt]]
'''References'''
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[[Category:Medical Attire]]
A '''disposable glove''' is a one-time use covering for the hand for protection against the cold (non-health care settings), yucky stuff (health care settings), or fastballs (baseball diamond). The '''disposable glove''' is made of a thin material like latex or condoms such as to provide an adequate barrier while maintaining manual dexterity for the unfortunate health care professional who might have to do something awful with gloved fingers.
'''Indications'''
----
There are many reasons to wear '''disposable gloves''':
#Potential contact with bodily fluids: [[Blood|blood]], urine, [[Crying|tears]], pus, semen, vaginal discharge, ocular discharge
#Potential contact with a wound
#Just not in the mood to perform surgery or vaginal exam barehanded
#Colleague grabbed three gloves, didn't want to throw the extra glove away, so gave it to you instead and you're being a good sport about it
#Your hands feel naked
#You learned your lesson after that time you performed a rectal without gloves, forgot to wash your hands, and ate your lunch without utensils
'''Gomerpedia Tip'''
----
If ever the scenario arises that in the attempt to grab two gloves you grab three, do not perform the despicable act of throwing the extra glove away like some kind of VIP or millionaire.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/disposable-glove/ Fancy Pants Intern Throws Away Spare Disposable Glove Like Some Kind of Millionaire (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/top-10-perks-of-being-a-vip/ Top 10 Perks of Being a VIP in a Hospital (Gomerblog)]</ref> Be smart, be courteous, and simply put back the extra '''disposable glove''' in the box. Who knows, maybe even an administrator will see you perform this courageous act and bestow upon you the highest honor in the entire land: kudos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/clapping/ Breaking: Administrators Still Clapping Over Stupid Sh*t (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Related Topics'''
----
- [[Black Fleece]]
- [[Bouffant]]
- [[Goiter Belt]]
- [[Gown]]
- [[Jason Mask]]
- [[Necktie]]
- [[White Coat]]
- [[Yellow Safety Belt]]
'''References'''
----
<references />
[[Category:Medical Attire]]
