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[[File:Tinker Bell Screenshot.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''"I collect bones too!"'']]
A relation of the [[[Tooth Fairy|tooth fairy]], the '''femur fairy''' take peoples' [[Femur|femurs]], which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/teratoma/ Tooth Fairy Refusing to Take Teeth from a Teratoma (Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Femur fairies''' tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of [[Femur|femurs]]. It is unclear what the '''femur fairies''' do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/drape-fort/ Anesthesia Completes Construction of Epic OR Drape Fort (Gomerblog)]</ref>