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'''Prior authorization''' is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/prior-authorization-now-requires-prior-authorization/ Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/prior-authorization-eternity/ Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)]</ref> It is as painful as drinking pure [[GoHEAVILY|capsaicin]]. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it; it causes [[Dyspnea|dyspnea]]. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out '''prior auth'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> To undertake the process of a '''prior authorization''' is to suffer a [[Death|death]] by infinite [[Paper Cut|paper cuts]].