There are several versions of the "'''Twelve Days of Christmas'''", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of ''Scrubs'' (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:
On the first day of [[Christmas]]
My true love gave to me''On the first day of [[Christmas]]''
A [[Alcohol (Song)|drunk]] who drove into a tree''My true love gave to me''
On the second day of ''A [[ChristmasAlcohol (Song)|drunk]]who drove into a tree''
My true love gave to me''On the second day of [[Christmas]]''
Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]''My true love gave to me''
And a drunk who drove into a tree''Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]''
''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings''Twelve beaten children''
Ten frozen homeless''Eleven drive-by shootings''
Nine amputations''Ten frozen homeless''
Eight burn victims''Nine amputations''
Seven strangled shoppers''Eight burn victims''
Six random knifings''Seven strangled shoppers''
Five suicides''Six random knifings''
Four beaten wives''Five suicides''
Three ODs''Four beaten wives''
Two shattered skulls''Three ODs''
''Two shattered skulls'' ''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
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