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For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time.
'''Options'''
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* Available
* Not available
* Available only by phone
* Available only by email
* Available only by mail
* Available only by telegraph
* Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]]
* Available but [[Crying|in tears]]
* Available but overwhelmed
* Available but hangry
* On duty
* Off duty
* Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* Taking a [[Dump|dump]]
[[Category:Medical Device]]
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
For any unfortunate health care professionals that still use medicine's version of the abacus, the [[Pager|pager]], there is one glimmer of hope: it is possible to modify your '''pager status''' at any moment in time.
'''Options'''
----
* Available
* Not available
* Available only by phone
* Available only by email
* Available only by mail
* Available only by telegraph
* Available only by [[One-Trach Pony|pony express]]
* Available but [[Crying|in tears]]
* Available but overwhelmed
* Available but hangry
* On duty
* Off duty
* Taking a piss<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* Taking a [[Dump|dump]]
[[Category:Medical Device]]
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
