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#On February 10, 2017, the '''CDC''' built upon the foundation laid by the recommendations they made earlier in the month and stated that they recommend against all human creatures, stating humans are "disgusting creatures" that only exist to spread disease and illness.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/cdc-human-interaction/ CDC Recommends Against All Human Interaction (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On March 15, 2017, the '''CDC''' put the practice of licking eyeballs to rest by formally recommended against it because "that is just totally disgusting."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/cdc-licking-eyeballs/ CDC Recommends Against Licking Eyeballs (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 19, 2017, in a strongly worded statement, the '''CDC''' recommended against the advice of anyone to "eat sh*t and die," stating that the risks far outweigh the benefits.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/eat-sht-die/ CDC Recommends Against Any Advice to “Eat Sh*t and Die”]</ref>
