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Treatment is largely supportive in the form of excess toilet paper.<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/brilliant-butthole-sign-diagnostic-tp-hoarding/ Study: ‘Brilliant Butthole Sign’ Diagnostic of TP Hoarding (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/breaking-covid-19-found-in-toilet-paper/ Breaking: COVID-19 Found in Toilet Paper (Gomerblog)]</ref> There are currently no known treatments for '''COVID-19'''. Interventions such as prayer, screaming "WHY GOD WHY?!" and remdesivir are currently ongoing. A study involving Kaletra (lopinavir/ritonavir) produced disappointing results, as did the ones that looked at [[Sodium Bicarbonate|sodium bicarb]] and [[Precordial Thump|precordial thumps]]. There was controversy when French health minister, Olivier Véran, warned that [[NSAIDs]] should be avoided In patients with confirmed '''COVID-19'''. This recommendation has not been adopted in the United States due to large opposition on behalf of military health care professionals who state that eliminating [[NSAIDs]] essentially eliminates all that a military health care professional can offer.
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Oh, most definitely.
'''Current CDC Guidelines'''
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* Wash your hands for at least 20 minutes
* Repeat
* Stay inside but if you need to venture for food or medications, try to keep at least 1 mile between yourself and others
* Cover your cough or sneeze (unless the people around you are confirmed COVID-positive, in which case you can cough or sneeze at them)
* Move to other oxygen-positive, COVID-negative planet
