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# On March 6, 2016, the CDC issued a major reminder to health care providers nationwide that the adjective of pus is "purulent", not "p**sy."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/cdc-purulent/ CDC: The Adjective of Pus is “Purulent,” Not “P**sy”]</ref> Unfortunately, the reminder had the opposite effect; the word "p**sy" is being said and documented in record levels.
# On April 9, 2016, in response to the emerging threat of the Zika virus, the CDC implored mosquitoes to wear tiny condoms in order to control the spread.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/zika-virus/ CDC Urges Mosquitos to Wear Tiny Condoms to Fight Zika Virus]</ref> Mosquitoes have disregarded the recommendation, stating that mosquito sex with those tiny condoms "just don't feel the same."
# On April 23, 2016, the CDC recommended that Robert De Niro be put in jail.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/anti-vax-de-niro-vaccine/ CDC Advises Robert De Niro to be Sent to Jail Until Deemed Safe]</ref>
# On May 20, 2016, the CDC reported the discovery of a new virus that causes medical noncompliance, thus absolving patients from all the blame.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/virus-noncompliance/ CDC: Medical Noncompliance Actually Caused by Virus]</ref>
