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# On May 20, 2016, the CDC reported the discovery of a new virus that causes medical noncompliance, thus absolving patients from all the blame.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/virus-noncompliance/ CDC: Medical Noncompliance Actually Caused by Virus]</ref>
# On May 25, 2016, the three wise monkeys supported the CDC's recent opioid guidelines, stating, "See no Dilaudid, hear no Dilaudid, speak no Dilaudid."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/three-wise-monkeys/ http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/three-wise-monkeys/]</ref>
# On July 12, 2016, the CDC reminded Americans that those "feeling the burn" should get checked by a medical professional as it may not necessarily be a side effect of supporting Bernie Sanders for President.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/with-sanders-out-of-2016-race-cdc-urges-those-still-feeling-the-burn-to-seek-medical-care-immediately/ With Sanders Out of 2016 Race, CDC Urges Those Still “Feeling the Burn” to Seek Medical Care Immediately]</ref>
