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The '''book of delivery menus''' (or '''Book of Delivery Menus''', as it is sometimes capitalized as a sign of reverence) is one of the most prized possessions in the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] and entire hospital: it is a big beautiful book of menus, painstakingly compiled by countless generations of nurses, whose role is to provide nourishment to nurses and other medical staff during hours of need: when the cafeteria is closed, weekends, nights, and holidays. Up until 2004, every '''book of delivery menus''' was protected by its own security guard until skyrocketing health care costs and budgetary cutbacks prevented this practice from continuing.