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'''AAOx3''' is shorthand for '''awake, alert, and oriented to person, place, or time'''. It is used to describe a doctor, nurse, any health care provider once they have received adequate caffeination.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> See [[Coffee]] and [[AAOx0]].
'''Gomerpedia Pearl of Wisdom'''
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Never interact with an uncaffeinated health care provider; it is most certainly a death wish.
