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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting<ref>Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale. [http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale]</ref>. Though it can be delivered by anyone<ref>Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays. [http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays]</ref>, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse<ref>Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich. [http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich]</ref>. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special. [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special]</ref>; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked. [http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked]</ref>
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