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'''Before the Game'''
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In the weeks before '''Super Bowl LI''', many experts predicted a shootout between the two teams given that the Falcons had the No. 1 ranked offense and the Patriots had the No. 4 ranked offense. Because of the numerous weapons at the disposal of both quarterbacks (or field generals, as George Carlin would more accurately suggest), such as short bullets, shotguns, and long bombs, emergency crews and trauma teams in the metro Houston area were on high alert and prepared for a potential bloodbath.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/super-bowl-li/ Houston Trauma Teams Prepare for Deadly Super Bowl Shootout]</ref> One hour before kickoff, the medical staff for both teams consulted Medicine to clear all players and coaches before the Super Bowl.  [[File:Gomerblog Twitter Preop.png|200px|thumb|right]]

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