"'''The Half Time Show''' For the most part, [http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/lady-gaga-doctor--visit/ Lady Gaga's] halftime performance garnered positive reviews, though many initially mistook her initial jumping off the roof of NRG Stadium a suicide attempt. Interns enjoyed the performance so much that were begging that nurses stop calling them. Gomerblog made several observations on Lady Gaga: (1) she was "crushing it... like the opposite of whatever the Patriots are doing," (2) that she was wonderfully understated "like a histrionic patient," and (3) she was flying higher than any amount of IV [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]] or IV [[Benadryl (Diphenhydramine)|Benadryl]].
''The Second Half''
