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The Patriots remained lackadaisical for most of the 3rd quarter. The Falcons defense attacked the ball like nurses searching for [[Graham Crackers|graham crackers]], while members of the Patriots secondary were being sidelined by an [[American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons|orthopods]] for broken ankles. Tom Brady kept getting sacked, which reminded Americans to examine their own [[Testicles|sacks]] for any [http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ lumps, bumps], or [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/respiratory-therapist-2/ deflation]. Many were not surprised when Palliative Care was consulted with the Patriots down 21-0. The Falcons continued building their lead up to 25 points with a score of 28-3. Gomerblog thought they were smelling the changing of the guard, when it actually was just ''C. diff''. The Patriots would score a touchdown to make it 28-6, though many felt that this drive was the equivalent of giving bicarb during a Code Blue.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/bicarb-code/ ICU Team Figures Out What Their Code Needs: More Bicarb!]</ref> Fortunately for Patriots Nation, Belichick & [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/team-physician/ Brady] remained Full Code and over the final 20 minutes of the game began the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Pats offense would play with urgency (like a post-call resident trying to get the f**k out of the hospital) and dominate offensive possession, leading to the Falcons getting gassed and becoming injured. Falcons doctors took the opportunity to check every injured Falcons player's [[Troponin|troponin]]. As for the Patriots, they were back in sinus rhythm and off of all drips. The Pats would tie it at 28-28, win on a touchdown drive in OT, thereby causing health care professionals to shout with pride, "GOMERS DON'T DIEEEEEE!!!!"