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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting. Though it can be delivered by anyone, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness; the other is Dilaudid.
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1. Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale. http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/
2. Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays. http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/
3. Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special. http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/