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Escher's "Ascending and Descending" (1960)

HAHAHAHAHA! No health care professionals take the stairs?!! Are you kidding? That counts as exercise, and who has time for that?![1] LOLOLOL!!! If anything, they're a place for interns to get lost.[2] Or the dreaded last resort when an elevator never arrives.[3]


In the way that there are two types of escalators - up escalators and down escalators - there are only two types of stairs - the up stairs and the down stairs. Walking down the up stairs or walking up the down stairs is strictly forbidden in most cultures.

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  1. Pulmonary Team Hypoxic After Climbing Seven Flights of Stairs (Gomerblog)
  2. Residency Programs Nationwide Call Jeopardy to Replace New Interns Lost in Stairwells (Gomerblog)
  3. Nurse Waiting for Elevator Faces Stark Reality He Might Have to Take the Stairs (Gomerblog)

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