Winning the Game
From Gomerpedia
"Fats explained how the goal of the tern was to have as few patients as possible" - Roy Basch, The House of God (Chapter 4)
The traditional definition of "winning the game" is when a medical provider finishes their work day such that they enter work the next day with zero patients. It is a rare feat.
The less traditional definition of "winning the game" is when a medical provider wins a game, any game played in the hospital setting: Spot the Poop, Spin the Pee, Where's My Pen?, Rock-Paper-Scissors, Lick My Mole, Hopscotch, Place the Patient, Grand Theft Auto, or Pokémon Go, to name a few.
More Likely Scenarios
- Burnout
- Charting
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