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Produced by The Coca-Cola Company, Coca-Cola is a delicious carbonated soda that proves that immediate gratification is worth the long-term diabetes.^[1][2] Though it is well-known that the current formula for Coca-Cola is a well-kept secret, it clearly contains, at minimum, some combination high fructose corn syrup, table sugar, caffeine, and a blatant disregard for public health.

If You're Gonna Have a Coke, You Might as Well Have Some...

- Bacon

- Chipotle

- Duck Fat

- Hot Dog

- McRib

- Nashville Hot Chicken

- Poutine

- Smoked Sausage

- Spare Ribs

- Stick of Butter

- Stryker Surgical Snacks

References

1. ↑ Cookie Monster in Critical Condition Due to Diabetic Complications
2. ↑ Coca-Cola Lashes Out, Reveals What Happens 1 Hour After Drinking Pepsi

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