Difference between revisions of "Christmas"
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[[File:Gerard van Honthorst 001.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"'']] | [[File:Gerard van Honthorst 001.jpg|400px|thumb|right|''Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"'']] | ||
| − | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning | + | '''Christmas''' is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction surveys]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/alcoholic-fills-negative-comment-card-care-received-christmas-morning/ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning]</ref> |
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| − | + | Two of the most popular '''Christmas''' poems are "[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-shift-before-christmas%e2%80%8f/ Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas]" and "[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/night-after-christmas/ Twas the Night After Christmas]." | |
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'''Christmas Carols & Men's Health''' | '''Christmas Carols & Men's Health''' | ||
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| − | According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls” | + | According to the [[American Urological Association]], '''Christmas''' is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their '''Christmas''' carol "[[Check Your Balls]]."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/mens-health-christmas/ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”]</ref> |
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#'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it? | #'''Christmas''' kind of rhymes with [[Trismus|trismus]] and [[Strabismus|strabismus]], doesn't it? | ||
| − | #The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds | + | #The '''Christmas''' Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed [[Rounds|rounds]] by dinnertime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/medicine-rounds/ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds]</ref> |
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Revision as of 15:22, 1 March 2017
Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys[1]
Christmas Poems
Two of the most popular Christmas poems are "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas" and "Twas the Night After Christmas."
Christmas Carols & Men's Health
According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."[2]
Fun Facts
- Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
- The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.[3]
References
- ↑ Alcoholic Fills Out Negative Patient Survey for Care Received on Christmas Morning
- ↑ Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”
- ↑ Monday Medicine Rounds Finish Just In Time for Tuesday Medicine Rounds
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