Difference between revisions of "American College of Cardiology"
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Revision as of 10:16, 18 March 2017
The American College of Cardiology is a professional medical association created in 1949 to help figure out why aspirin is dosed in multiples of 81.[1][2][3]
Mission Statement
To annihilate those rival bastards, the American Heart Association.
Additional Reading
- American High School of Cardiology
- American Middle School of Cardiology
- American Elementary School of Cardiology
- American Kindergarten of Cardiology
References
- ↑ Cardiologist “Very Excited” About the New Updates
- ↑ American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology
- ↑ Cardiologist Admits to Just Using EKG Computer Interpretation for Over 15 Years
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