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The Pyxis machine is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts^[1], though you openly want to crush it with a sledgehammer.^[2]

Pyxis Shows American Pride

July 2016 was a big month for the Pyxis machine as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July^[3] and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.^[4]

Halloween Pyxis

The Pyxis turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.^[5]

Pyxis Surgeon General

On June 23, 2017, the Pyxis Surgeon General photobombed the Nurse Surgeon General Sylvia-Trent-Adams.^[6] The two really don't get along.

Related Reading

- Call Light

- Da Vinci

- Pager

- Pain is the 5th Vital Sign

- Seven Blunders of the Medical World

References

1. ↑ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications
2. ↑ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day
3. ↑ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair
4. ↑ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”
5. ↑ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway
6. ↑ Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General

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