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The Trendelenburger is a delicious new grass-fed beef patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.[1][2] Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.[3][4][5][6]
Related Reading
- Aspirate
- Bacon
- McRib
- Prego
References
- ↑ Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg
- ↑ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas
- ↑ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars
- ↑ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”
- ↑ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
- ↑ 2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm
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