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'''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus.  The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref>  In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://www.clickhole.com/article/feminism-ftw-mattel-has-released-new-barbie-gets-r-6401 Feminism FTW! Mattel Has Released A New Barbie That Gets Rich Selling Her Placenta To Wealthy Chinese Businessmen (ClickHole)]</ref>
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'''Placenta''', also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus.  The '''placenta''' throw will be one of the [[Synchronized Surgery|new events]] at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/rio-placenta-throw/ Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)]</ref>  In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/placenta-accidentally-sent-to-hospital-cafeteria/ Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/placenta-smoothie/ Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)]</ref>
  
  
 
'''More Delicious Things'''
 
'''More Delicious Things'''
 
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* [[Ackbar Test]]
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- [[Almond Milk]]
* [[Almond Milk]]
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* [[Baby Aspirin]]
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- [[Mediterranean Diet]]
* [[Baby Shower]]
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* [[Childbirth]]
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- [[Subterranean Diet]]
* [[Mediterranean Diet]]
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* [[Pregnancy Test]]
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- [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]
* [[Subterranean Diet]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 03:35, 26 June 2017

Woman demonstrates proper way to hold placenta

Placenta, also known as afterbirth, can be thrown great distances if handled like a discus. The placenta throw will be one of the new events at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.[1] In the event it is not used during an Olympic event, it makes quite a delicious treat, served raw or as a smoothie.[2][3]


More Delicious Things


- Almond Milk

- Mediterranean Diet

- Subterranean Diet

- Extra-Slutty Olive Oil


References


  1. Placenta Throw to Replace Discus at Rio Olympics (Gomerblog)
  2. Placenta Accidentally Sent to Hospital Cafeteria (Gomerblog)
  3. Best Placenta Smoothie Recipe: Afterbirth Bliss (Gomerblog)


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