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'''Blood''' is a red liquid that is thicker than water but thinner than ketchup, whose main role is to be drawn by phlebotomists daily so that doctors can transfuse patients later for [[Anemia|anemia.]]
 
'''Blood''' is a red liquid that is thicker than water but thinner than ketchup, whose main role is to be drawn by phlebotomists daily so that doctors can transfuse patients later for [[Anemia|anemia.]]
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'''Function'''
 
'''Function'''
 
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When not being drawn into tubes or leaking out of human orifices thanks to [[Coumadin (Warfarin)|Coumadin]], the role of '''blood''' is to transport oxygen, gravy, and [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]] to all cells of the body.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving (Gomerblog)]</ref>  During the Olympics, '''blood''' can be used in lieu of water in swimming pools.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/olympic-officials-apologize-pools-blood/ Olympic Officials Apologize for Pools Filled with Blood (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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When not being drawn into tubes or leaking out of human orifices thanks to [[Coumadin (Warfarin)]], the role of '''blood''' is to transport oxygen and [[Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)|Dilaudid]] to all cells of the body.
  
  
 
'''Composition'''
 
'''Composition'''
 
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'''Blood''' is made up of plasma (water, other proteins, fat, more fat, and lard) and '''blood''' cells (such as red '''blood''' cells, white '''blood''' cells, and blue '''blood''' cells in Americans).  '''Blood''' navigates the arteries, veins, capillaries, and organs of the human body with the assistance of [[Google Maps]] or [[UberGURNEY|Uber]].  The pH of '''blood''' can range from 0 to infinity, but life is most compatible when it ranges between 7.35 and 7.45.
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'''Blood''' is made up of plasma (water, other proteins, fat, more fat, and lard) and blood cells (such as red blood cells, white blood cells, and blue blood cells in Americans).  '''Blood''' navigates the arteries, veins, capillaries, and organs of the human body with the assistance of [[Google Maps]] or [[UberGURNEY|Uber]].  The pH of blood can range from 0 to inifinity, but life is most compatible when it ranges between 7.35 and 7.45.
 
 
 
 
'''Monitoring'''
 
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The best way to monitor '''blood''' counts is by checking a complete '''blood''' count (CBC) or the lesser useful incomplete '''blood''' count (IBC).<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/cbc-replaced-by-incomplete-blood-count/ CBC to be Replaced by Cheaper Incomplete Blood Count (Gomerblog)]</ref>  In the event the sample is hemolyzed, be sure to ask the lab nicely and it will spontaneously unhemolyze.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/blood-sample-spontaneously-unhemolyzes/ Blood Sample Spontaneously Unhemolyzes Because Nurse Asks Nicely (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
  
  
 
'''Treatments'''
 
'''Treatments'''
 
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#''Blood donation'' - '''Blood''' donation is always a benevolent act whereby a person donates '''blood''' in exchange for symptomatic anemia, only to be transfused with the '''blood''' they just donated.  Donated '''blood''' is kept in a '''blood bank''', which charges an APY of 1.05%.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/blood-products/ Blood Bank to Require More Paperwork, First-Born Child to Release Blood Products (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/blood-bank/ 1 in 4 Americans Have No Emergency Savings in Their Blood Banks (Gomerblog)]</ref>  ''For more information, see [[Blood Consent Form]] and [[Blood Types]].''
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#Bloodletting - It is a common misconception that bloodletting is rarely used in modern modern, with exception of the management of [[Hemochromatosis|hemochromatosis]] and polycythemia. However, bloodletting is in performed everyday in clinics and hospitals nationwide under the term "phlebotomy."
#''Blood transfusion'' - '''Blood''' transfusion is the infusion of '''blood''' products in someone who is anemic due to '''blood''' loss, whether or not it is related to phlebotomy or yanking out one's [[Foley Catheter|Foley catheter]] out of curiosity.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/patient-looks-forward-yanking-foley-horrific-bloodbath/ Patient Can’t Wait to Yank Out Foley, Cause Bloodbath (Gomerblog)]</ref> A current hot topic in medicine is at what hemoglobin threshold to initiate transfusion.  Several strategies include [[Liberal Transfusion Strategy|liberal transfusion strategies]] (transfuse for Hgb < 10), [[Restrictive Transfusion Strategy|restrictive transfusion strategies]] (transfuse for Hgb < 8), or [[Really Restrictive Transfusion Strategy|really restrictive transfusion strategies]] (transfuse for a Hgb < 0).  ''For more information, see [[TRICC Trial]].''
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#Blood transfusion - Blood transfusion is the infusion of blood products in someone who is anemic to due to blood loss, whether or not it is related to phlebotomy.  Blood transfusion requires a good understanding of [[Blood Consent Form|blood consent forms]] and [[Blood Types|blood types]].  A current hot topic in medicine is at what hemoglobin threshold to initiate transfusion.  Several strategies include [[Liberal Transfusion Strategy|liberal transfusion strategies]] (transfuse for Hgb < 10), [[Restrictive Transfusion Strategy|restrictive transfusion strategies]] (transfuse for Hgb < 8), or [[Really Restrictive Transfusion Strategy|really restrictive transfusion strategies] (transfuse for a Hgb < 0).   
#''Bloodletting'' - It is a common misconception that [[Bloodletting|bloodletting]] is rarely used in modern medicine, with exception of the management of [[Hemochromatosis|hemochromatosis]] and polycythemia.  However, bloodletting is performed everyday in clinics and hospitals nationwide under the term "phlebotomy."
 
  
  
 
'''Differential Diagnosis for Red Liquid'''
 
'''Differential Diagnosis for Red Liquid'''
 
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''See [[What is the differential diagnosis for red liquid in a canister?]]''
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''See [[What is the differential diagnosis for red liquid in a canister?]].''
 
 
 
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
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* [[All the President's Menses]]
 
* [[American Red Cross]]
 
* [[American Society of Hematology]]
 
* [[Arixtra (Fondaparinux)]]
 
* [[Blood on the TP (Album)]]
 
* [[Blood Draw]]
 
* [[Blood Pressures (Album)]]
 
* [[Blood Thinner]]
 
* [[Bloodletting]]
 
* [[BRBPR]]
 
* [[Frank Blood]]
 
* [[Januvia's Witness]]
 
* [[Nosebleed]]
 
* [[Paper Cut]]
 
* [[Raining Blood (Song)]]
 
* [[Transfusing Sarah Marshall]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 09:04, 30 June 2017

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An all-too common result of a paper cut

Blood is a red liquid that is thicker than water but thinner than ketchup, whose main role is to be drawn by phlebotomists daily so that doctors can transfuse patients later for anemia.


Function


When not being drawn into tubes or leaking out of human orifices thanks to Coumadin (Warfarin), the role of blood is to transport oxygen and Dilaudid to all cells of the body.


Composition


Blood is made up of plasma (water, other proteins, fat, more fat, and lard) and blood cells (such as red blood cells, white blood cells, and blue blood cells in Americans). Blood navigates the arteries, veins, capillaries, and organs of the human body with the assistance of Google Maps or Uber. The pH of blood can range from 0 to inifinity, but life is most compatible when it ranges between 7.35 and 7.45.


Treatments


  1. Bloodletting - It is a common misconception that bloodletting is rarely used in modern modern, with exception of the management of hemochromatosis and polycythemia. However, bloodletting is in performed everyday in clinics and hospitals nationwide under the term "phlebotomy."
  2. Blood transfusion - Blood transfusion is the infusion of blood products in someone who is anemic to due to blood loss, whether or not it is related to phlebotomy. Blood transfusion requires a good understanding of blood consent forms and blood types. A current hot topic in medicine is at what hemoglobin threshold to initiate transfusion. Several strategies include liberal transfusion strategies (transfuse for Hgb < 10), restrictive transfusion strategies (transfuse for Hgb < 8), or [[Really Restrictive Transfusion Strategy|really restrictive transfusion strategies] (transfuse for a Hgb < 0).


Differential Diagnosis for Red Liquid


See What is the differential diagnosis for red liquid in a canister?.


References



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